jeffrey rolland

anti-baby swinging PSA

Jeffrey Rolland — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 22:05:31 +0000

im not sure if i was supposed to laugh as hard as i did when i watched this, but either way this is flat out awesome!!! i dont know what is better, the fact that new zealand has such a problem with this that they felt the necessity to put out a psa for this, or the fact that i did this exact same thing (without the booze cause i was 13) to my little bro scott. i submit the necessity to put out the psa is, in fact, better. what the crap are they doing in new zealand? i think this should be a new olympic sport.
(btw scott, i didnt hold onto you with and arm and a leg, it was with both legs and the furniture that was used was a bed not a cabinet)

694 yards… wow

Jeffrey Rolland — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 21:43:11 +0000

in the spirit of yesterdays civil war 65 to 38 blowout, i thought that these pics was very appropriate. i usually will route for an oregon team to de-throne the trojans in the pac-10, but this year i really wanted the ducks to win just so it would shut up the annoying beaver fan. i guess christmas came early for me. HOORAY!!! if you want more info on the game go here

when i saw this first pic i laughed so hard i was crying

that is one considerate duck

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah, suck it!!!

dancing traffic cops

Jeffrey Rolland — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 22:02:55 +0000

here is a collection of videos where traffic cops have a great time doing a pretty boring job. i guess this is what making lemonade out of lemons looks like. the guy in the first video wins the shinny blue ribbon from me. congrats mario or luigi. (im not sure which one he is)

alien squid

Jeffrey Rolland — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 17:53:24 +0000

if you want to know why i believe in aliens, bigfoot, chupacabras, jersey devils, mothman, and even the cute pukwudgie… here is why. i see crap like this and it makes me believe that there has to be so much crap out there that we have no clue about. enjoy and sleep tight after watching.
oh ya this image was brought to you by a ROV from the shell oil company in the gulf of mexico.

P.S. this is also a classic example of why the ocean scares the SH#T out of me and will most likely never surf as long as i keep watching stuff like this,

i think it kinda looks like this furry little creature from “independence day”…

funny pics

Jeffrey Rolland — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 19:05:42 +0000

when i was growing up my older brothers had a friend and his parents would not let him play video games because they played with a thing called a “joystick”. after looking at this ad i can see where they got the perception that it was from the devil. i truly do hope that this ad was inadvertently perverted

i like this one because people who make signs that say “god hates ______!!!” are idiots and need to re-read the bible. btw the worst part is the kid that has been dragged into it.

and this is what my sign would look like if i were to protest retarded protesters.

bruce lee + ping pong + forest gump

Jeffrey Rolland — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 21:50:38 +0000

this is an awesome Chinese commercial where they show what bruce lee looked like when he played ping pong. now i wonder who would have won between bruce lee and forest gump? if i could i would buy this phone just because of how kick ass this commercial is.

“everyone knows you dont go full retard”

continuing with the theme, here is a video of how the movie “forest gump” should have ended.

cosby on letterman

Jeffrey Rolland — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 21:15:16 +0000

here is a video where bill cosby talks about growing old and whatever else he wants to while proving that, as a comedian, he still has a ton of game. enjoy

have a great day!!!

Jeffrey Rolland — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 04:31:18 +0000

i just love this image. so simple and so awesome.

funny soccer clips

Jeffrey Rolland — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 21:35:33 +0000

here are some funny soccer clips that i found and wanted to share.
this one has to be the gayest ref ever… i love his yellow card stance.

this one dan gave me and to be honest this looks like it would hurt so bad

this one just adds insult to injury. at least he didnt play in columbia because he would have been shot 45 times for this one.

and finally a collection of “Meuser” kicks. as my little bro says “these will haunt them in their sleep”. i never had to worry about these cause i played “D”.

“E” for effort?

Jeffrey Rolland — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 22:07:04 +0000

this reminds me when i was in high school and my benjamin forgot to do his homework so he printed out a report from the interweb and taped it to a piece of paper and handed it in. needless to say i dont think he got an “A” on that assigment thanks to mr. gault.