jeffrey rolland

this is an awesome Chinese commercial where they show what bruce lee looked like when he played ping pong. now i wonder who would have won between bruce lee and forest gump? if i could i would buy this phone just because of how kick ass this commercial is.

“everyone knows you dont go full retard”

continuing with the theme, here is a video of how the movie “forest gump” should have ended.

here is a video where bill cosby talks about growing old and whatever else he wants to while proving that, as a comedian, he still has a ton of game. enjoy

i just love this image. so simple and so awesome.

here are some funny soccer clips that i found and wanted to share.
this one has to be the gayest ref ever… i love his yellow card stance.

this one dan gave me and to be honest this looks like it would hurt so bad

this one just adds insult to injury. at least he didnt play in columbia because he would have been shot 45 times for this one.

and finally a collection of “Meuser” kicks. as my little bro says “these will haunt them in their sleep”. i never had to worry about these cause i played “D”.

this reminds me when i was in high school and my benjamin forgot to do his homework so he printed out a report from the interweb and taped it to a piece of paper and handed it in. needless to say i dont think he got an “A” on that assigment thanks to mr. gault.

i was pretty supprised to see how many of these there were. i saw the xbox one about a year ago but then found this first one on buzzfeed so i started looking for more and here are some of the better ones. hey mom you can go ahead and skip these…

ive always wanted to go to burning man… now i know i have to if hes going to be there. “dont worry, robs not voting for mccain”

here is the perfect reason to not mod your xbox… if they can catch hitler than who cant they catch.

in this one hitler shows his true colors as a manchester united fan… please dont go ronaldo!!! (it is also very apparent that the people over the great pond dont see the “c” word like we do, i think its a bit more accepted)

so i’ve been waking up with piercing headaches lately and i could not figure out why. so i set up a camera in my room and this is what i found… thanks dan!!!

also thanks to dan, here is an awesome commercial that he brought to my attention while i was getting stitches at the Dr’s office.

and thanks to me, this commercial reminded me a lot of this little character named Derick Zoolander

now im positive that not all of this is real due to the fact that EA sports put it out and have the funds to digitally enhance (enhance… enhance… enhance), but either way this is a really impressive commercial and it almost makes me want to buy it or at least rent it from my nearest game stop (which im a mvp member of… my god im a nerd!!!)

ok i ran across this ad which im hoping is the product of someones boredom and photoshop and not an actual ad company. in all my experience im pretty sure that something like this never seemed like a good idea, but you gotta love the scare tactics that people use to get you to change your mind about something.
“if you do meth you will end up on fire while rollerblading!!!”
REALLY?

so here is my “costume” that i wore to work on halloween. now please be advised i was a “reformed hitler”, and no i did not get any people that were really pissed off at me. (i dont know if that was because of the costume or that people are pussies.)

i hate racism!!!

i heart jews!!!

oh ya…btw

maybe not so reformed?

westside bitches!!!