Archive for the 'collegehumor' Category

i now know all!!!

thank god i found this guy because if i never did i would have no idea what the internet was for. i didnt know that you could use the internet for…

sports scores
chatting with women
taxes
football scores
chatting with men about football
egyptian literature

its funny that i payed so much money for my education at PSU and they never told me that i could use the internet for chatting with men about football. i guarantee you that this guy has a secret room in his house that no one goes in but him and its full of the worst possible things a human can think of. other than that i think hes a pretty cool dude. i love the stash. oh ya i also love the random girl laying on the couch to ask the ever important question to demonstrate how powerful the internet is.

halo3 detectives

you know your a nerd when you get every joke in this clip about halo3. the funny thing to me is (and yes im making myself look even more like a nerd) but couldn’t they at least get the colors right. in team slayer its red vs blue not red vs green… lol what a bunch of noobs. other than that this is a pretty funny video with some truth to it, there are times when playing this game your like what the f? how did i just die? then you go back and look at the video and its something retarded like this…
nice job collegehumor
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working at “hightimes”

i have always wondered what it would be like to work at “hightimes”. (for those of you that don’t know its a magazine that is all about pot) and now, thanks to collegehumor.com they have given me a glimpse of what this would actually look like. “Thompson, didn’t i fire you 2 times in the past 7 days?”