this is an awesome Chinese commercial where they show what bruce lee looked like when he played ping pong. now i wonder who would have won between bruce lee and forest gump? if i could i would buy this phone just because of how kick ass this commercial is.
“everyone knows you dont go full retard”
continuing with the theme, here is a video of how the movie “forest gump” should have ended.
i loved these terry tate commercials when they came out a few years ago, and its nice to see them bring the concept back. in all honesty this was pretty satisfying… her voice is like nails on a chalkboard to me. and if she says “maverick” one more time im going to cut my small toe off (left foot)
here is the original commercial if you cant remember
filming this looks like it was very painful for a few of the extras… ie 2:33
i love this video for a couple of reasons.
First, this actually happened to me when i was in high school. the ref that showed up was not as drunk as this dude but when he got close you could definitely tell that he had a couple of “Irish car bombs” or what ever the hell he drank but in spite of being a little tipsy he did an alright job. (remember that one dad…benjamin?)
Second, this is what i do for a living (if you want to call it that). if i had a dollar for every time i had to escort someone out of the door like this i would be… well, not doing it anymore. i love how people walk when they are loaded like this guy. the angle and the persistence for him to walk on his own is flat out impressive. but at the same time this is when dudes like this like to try to take a swing at ya, and let me tell you you can see the punch coming a mile away. its really not that hard to dodge. (just in case you were wondering)
Please tell me this is a fake but…I don’t know if there is any more ways to repulse a woman but i think this guy “Dimitri” nailed it in two short phone messages. in my line of work i get the opportunity to actually see these awesome blunders in person so im not too surprised about these messages but they never get old.
enjoy, btw im not sure whats up with the video on this.
there were so many days where i would wake up in a haze and turn on the tv (without cable cause i spent my money on other health things) and get stuck watching bob ross paint some random picture that i didnt even care about. while watching i always wondered what bob ross would be like if he didnt smoke so much reffer. i think this is a good glimpse of what would go on in his head if this were so. plus i would like to think that this man thought of other things than what story a tree has.
“look at his happy body bloating in the sun”
YOUR MY BOY, BOBBY ROSS!!!
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the soldier who wrote this is an amazing artist as well as an incredible story teller. very interesting…
Dan this one is for you…When i saw this one for the first time i was laughing so hard i was crying… enjoy.
These soldiers literally get to see what could have been the end of them if it wasnt for the bulletproof glass… thank God for technology.
this chick gives it her all
