jeffrey rolland

this is what happens when you have weeks and months to do nothing. this video made me laugh pretty hard, mainly because the song is so gay and yet these soldiers chose this song to sing to. in my mind there is nothing funnier than soldiers singing about their “ding, ding, dongs” plus the caressing is a definite bonus. the words sound to me like they belong in a really cheesy porno (not that i would have ever seen one). on that note around the 3:12 mark there is what seams to be a pretty hot girl in the video and for the ending i got nothing, but the glow sticks and the nut punch were a nice touch.

this is one of the sweetest things i have ever seen. i wonder how much this thing cost to put together? (im guessing at least $15,000) I would love to fly something like this, but i know that i would crash it… which i think would be even more awesome. Hey Ken… lets build one and then lets put some mini pipe bombs on it and drop them over some random cow pasture and then when we are done with that we can drop off some supplies to scotty maybe, some twinkies and flowers?

You know its going to be a bad day when you have a nerdgasim over a new computer that you cant have, but i have some how been able to figure out a way to make my day worth while. i don’t know if it was my little brother waking me up at 7:45 in the morning with a call from Iraq or just the fact that i rule. Anyway apple released this new MacBook Air that is the thinest notebook to date. And for (starting at) $1,799 you can have a notebook that is as small as the following specs… with a 13.3 inch diagonal screen and a battery life of 5 “wireless productivity” hours.
Height: 0.16-0.76 inch (0.4-1.94 cm)
Width: 12.8 inches (32.5 cm)
Depth: 8.94 inches (22.7 cm)
Weight: 3.0 pounds (1.36 kg)
Ya i know… So if anyone has an extra $1,800 on them (actually it would be more cause i would want all the bells and whistles) feel free to purchase one of these for me and im sure we will be best friends for at least a month…

After Christmas i went to New Mexico to see the future in-laws and we went to this marsh where thousands of birds come in for the winter (which doesn’t make a lot of sense because it was like below freezing) called Bosque del Apache wildlife refuge and there were a ton of people with these massive cameras as you can see.

So i took some of my own with my measly little Sony pocket camera, (by the way Sony if you want to send me some free stuff to test i will…) and i think i might have given them a run for their money. oh ya it also helped that the sunset was awesome. enjoy
and another, by the way if you ever get a chance to go see New Mexico you should, it really is a beautiful state, its kinda like what you see in some of the old westerns where their is a ton of bad lands but way less guns now and a lot of Latinos.

I saw these suits about 3 years ago while watching some random show while i was working. While i was watching i was thinking how much fun it would be to do something like this. As the show progressed they started talking about how this guy died while doing this type of jump, and i thought to myself “shocking”, then they showed the jump…

*** if you dont like to see people die, do not watch the following clip***

Now after i saw that clip i thought to myself, that would be an awesome way to go. First of all you dont feel anything, second by the time you realize you screwed up you have 0.02 seconds to process that information, therefore do you really realize it? The question now is would i ever do something like this? Maybe, i dont think i would try to fly over a large and very hard structure… AKA a bridge, but at some point you are going to think that this is a great idea after you have made thousands of jumps and been very good at it. (the guy who died in the above clip was #1 in the world in this sport at the time of his death) Now that i think of it hell to the no would i ever do something like this. I’ll just watch while these guys kill themselves and keep my feet on the ground. As the ancient chinese said “better to die like tiger, than live like pussy”

So here is a video of what i want for christmas (the video sucks but the website is what im truely talking about, so follow the links). It’s a company called AirCombatUSA and what they offer is awesome. You get to ride in a fighter plane and take part in a dog fight for a minimal fee. Now the only thing about this that i dont like is that you are not flying in an f-16 or even better an f-22, but i guess i would have to take it if someone got it for me… (hint, hint). if you got the skrilla for your loved ones im sure this would blow their socks off, or at least you would get to make them toss some chunks.

adrian wilson from the arizona cardinals clears a 66 inch bar. I had to watch this a couple of times before i could really see what was going on but this is pretty impresive. i could totally do that if i wanted to…

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the soldier who wrote this is an amazing artist as well as an incredible story teller. very interesting…

Ok, I rarely condone this type of activity (especially the cowboy hats) but after my Dad showed me this clip of Skid Boot the dog I felt it necessary to post this clip for the viewing audience. The clip is a little long and about the middle you start to see what this dog can truly do. This dog is much smarter than 90% of the people I serve at either bar that I work at, and I know that’s not saying too much. In short I want this dog.