jeffrey rolland

once again my brother has given me a great nugget of web goodness. the best part of this commercial is the side effects. ie “the consumption of alcohol is a major factor of dancing like a retard” classic!!!

this is what i hate about hardcore organized religion. they make such a bad name for people with any faith because the media focuses on these d-bags. (i guess i am too by posting this) eitherway these people are assholes and need to be neutered. BTW i feel so bad for these kids, they have no idea what is truly going on and are in dire need of being rescued.

BTW these are the same people who did this… bat crazy!!!

ever since i lost this little nugget of goodness, thanks to a 16 year old driving a suburban and not paying attention, (thank God i was not in it at the time, and yes that is me in the rental car behind her) i have wanted a replacement for “olivia”. even when i had olivia i always wished she was an oval window (up to year 1957). so here is what i want in her replacement. yes it is kinda odd but i really do want this POS.
to see the add click here

ya thats right, big time love needed

this is what i would want the end product to look something like. in all i could take a $2,800 and turn it into at least $20,000 with a lot of patience and a good amount of cash and oh ya the fiancees approval.

so Santa if you can fit this in your sleigh, you know where i live.
p.s. this one is in Merlin, OR…
;)

once again someone has made a commercial that made me laugh so hard i cried. i hope this image gets burned into your retinas so deep that, from here on out, every time you see mistletoe you think of this adorable little puppy.
thanks dan i needed this…

my bro dan sent me this video and i got to admit, this is awesome. ladies and gentle men i give you the “wonder boner”, this is why i know i could be good in a marketing dept.
“hey guys dont you think we are setting ourselves up for mockery with the name of this product?”
“uhm no, why?”
“its called the WONDER BONER and in the commercial you say that your wife would really love this”
“so”
“your and idiot… i hate my life”
(btw im pretty sure this is mike rowes voice, and if i were him i would fire his agent for getting him this gig.)
thanks dan

im not sure if i was supposed to laugh as hard as i did when i watched this, but either way this is flat out awesome!!! i dont know what is better, the fact that new zealand has such a problem with this that they felt the necessity to put out a psa for this, or the fact that i did this exact same thing (without the booze cause i was 13) to my little bro scott. i submit the necessity to put out the psa is, in fact, better. what the crap are they doing in new zealand? i think this should be a new olympic sport.
(btw scott, i didnt hold onto you with and arm and a leg, it was with both legs and the furniture that was used was a bed not a cabinet)