Archive for October, 2008

happy halloween

happy Halloween everyone, i hope you have a safe and fun evening.

i totally wanted to go as the joker but i decided to go as a reformed hitler…
ill post pics tomorrow
jordan

so cute… one of these things is not like the other!!!
kids

and now i get to go to work and hopefully not deal with any of this
pumkin

my vote counts?

i usually hate these just cause they are annoying as crap, but this one was actually pretty funny only because of borat. he does have some incredible lines in it. but i mainly hate these cause they make you feel like you vote for the president actually counts… it doesnt. thanks to the electoral college vote you really dont have any say on who becomes president. if you dont believe me look at the 2000 election results here.

according to wikipedia…
“In the American system of presidential elections, the electoral vote determines the winner, and Bush won this count, although Gore received the most votes (called the “popular vote”).”

i dont understand how you can become president without the popular vote, its a bit weird if you ask me.

kinda satisfying?

i loved these terry tate commercials when they came out a few years ago, and its nice to see them bring the concept back. in all honesty this was pretty satisfying… her voice is like nails on a chalkboard to me. and if she says “maverick” one more time im going to cut my small toe off (left foot)

here is the original commercial if you cant remember
filming this looks like it was very painful for a few of the extras… ie 2:33

funny honda commercial

this took me a sec to figure out what what was going on, but once i figured it out i could not believe that honda actually made this ad. this must have been done in another country cause this would never fly here. (pay attention to the print in the lower left corner)

this is what it says if you cant read it … “hybrid generation with 0% CO2 emissions”

honda

perfect invesment

so once again, thanks to stumble, i found this little chart that Ian Woodward put together (at least i think he did) to show how well our economy is really doing. Here is his blog. I was just commenting to diggles last night that if i were in charge of an ad agency for one of the booze companies i would so cash in on the concept of “drink up cause the economy sucks”, or “you can still afford a half rack”
btw, that $214 = 4280 beers (or wine coolers if your a pussy), and that = 11.7260274 beers/wine coolers a day… totally doable.

invesment

low war funds

apparently the war funds are running rather low, so the soldiers are having to adapt to what they are given. in all honesty if i was over there i would most likely go insane out of boredom… when not being shot at… thanks scott!!!

fighting this war “call of duty 3″ style
iraq1

great for stealth movement + you can never have enough ass jokes
iraq2

if i was guaranteed to survive this, or given a parachute… i would totally do this
iraq3

freud’s a bitch

this is a nice little freudian slip. i do have to agree there are times when it does feel like we are powerless (prisoners) when it comes to politics and politicians. can you say $850 billion bailout? i know it was a complicated scenario but do we really know it will work, and did rose city archery in myrtle point, really need the $200,000 a year via a tax cut on repealing a 39-cent excise tax on wooden arrows? i submit NO!!! are arrows that important to shove it into a “crisis” scenario?
read more about that here
either way i dont trust any politician on either side… they are just a bunch of talking suits that listen to the lobbyist and not the people. sorry to be so bleak
“balance the federal budget”… my ass

i got nothing!!!

Native

i hope the gord does not get in the way of his flying ability…
thanks break

comments fixed

Horray
thanks to mrdiggles my comments tool is finally fixed. so feel free to share your thoughts cause i know i would.

lil o’reilly

this is great cause it is not far from what really happens on the o’reilly factor. “your dirty sex makes storms and hurricanes” So funny, i think that o’reilly needs a giant hug from a very large gay man. either way i love watching what is going on politically right now, how the crap did we get here when it comes to politics. politicians now day make alien vs predator look like childs play. pretty soon there will be adds that will say only this “mccain beats puppies” or “obama is a muslim” (oh wait that one already happened, thanks fox)