jeffrey rolland

apparently Sacha baron cohen raided a fashion show in milan as his character “bruno”, so here are some pics and the video of him getting arrested. btw, why would someone get arrested for just walking down the runway? really? you take your fashion that seriously that if someone walks down the runway if a peaceful manor without permission you arrest them? with the other models being that skinny there is plenty of room on that runway for another person… either way this dude if freakin funny. i cant wait for this new movie to come out, and i am guessing that this will make the cut for the movie.

here is the video of his little arrest… enjoy

things like this always amaze me. if this video doesn’t inspire you to quit bitching then i don’t know what will, talk about making lemonade with lemons…

so once aging stumbleupon has brought to my attention this incredible artist. his name is ron mueck, he is an austrailian hyper-realist sculptor. i find it amazing the detail that he adds to his art. according to Paintalicious this is how he does it. this stuff is awesome and creepy at the same time. enjoy!

1. craft a series of small clay models - this enables him decide on figure positioning

2. Mueck then creates a series of drawings in different sizes - this enables him to make decisions about scale

3. Next, Mueck sculpts the figure in clay - this includes fine details of expression and skin texture

4. a mould of the sculpture is made using silicone (or in the case of larger works, fibreglass).

5. Mueck completes the process by meticulously painting (by hand) finer details (like veins and skin tones) on the surface, before finally sculpting the eyes, bringing his creations to life.

here is a video with some of the previous work and more… enjoy.

i was completely routing for this to happen… and it did. i love how the other guy just waited for the perfect moment… by the way i wonder where this little fight club was taking place?

i dont know where to start on this one. so this girls needs money for graduate school so she decides to auction off her virginity. one of the things that killed me was that she was going to school to become a marriage and family counselor. im guessing that she cheats a lot cause i would have thought that this might have been covered in some of here psychology courses… “selling virginity = crazy”. also she refers to this as something that will better herself… really? another is the girl that is interviewed saying that if its for money then its a noble cause… im pretty sure that, that girl has slept with someone for that one last line of coke. the best part for me though is that the guy that wins the bid will look like one of these dudes… congrats and have fun explaining this one to your daughter.

unless they were trying to make the world largest penis slide, how the crap did this design get approved? in my head this is what the meeting sounded like when they approved it for production.

“hey dick, are you ok with the design?”
“totally Rod… i think we really nailed this one.”
“this doesn’t remind you of anything, Dick?”
“no i think the moms are really going to gobble this one up Rod.”
“there is one problem though, it shrinks when it gets really cold outside.”
“well we will look into that then”
“hey have you seen the new version of Shaft?”

really?

im pretty sure that when boy george made this song and video he thought that he was doing something to help, im not so sure that he accomplished that. the song has a good message but it is a really bad song and the video is a bad acid trip as well. i was under the impression that video technology had come a bit further than this, it looks like an old monty python video but with a lot more drugs involved.
i really love the guy at 1:53 that looks like he is floggin the dolphin.

this is just awesome. according to gawker someone at the office grabbed this screen shot early morning from cnn.com which was quickly removed shortly after. i find this to be rather funny cause on both sides the media is so ridiculously biased (fox and cnn)
enjoy

i got back last night from the dave matthews band concert at the gorge, which i might say was pretty impressive. im not the biggest fan but i did find one song that i really liked which is the song that is posted above. a couple things about this is…

first of all, the signs coming in to the concert says no cameras… nice job on checking people i feel really safe now. but i guess it makes sense all the people i talked to who were working the event seemed about one step above the monkey in the food chain. it seriously made my head hurt at times.

second, this is why they play such long concerts (i went two nights and he averaged about a 3 hour show per night) this is a song under 4 min, and he was able to stretch it out to over 12 min, which i don’t mind at all cause your getting your $50 worth.

third, i think i got super high just from the people around me, if there was ever an argument for legalizing pot its one of those concerts. think of the taxable revenue from it?

fourth, i hate paying $9.50 for a 24 ounce coors light but i did it any way, a few times.

fifth, i love technology. not even a day goes by and one can hop on youtube and watch what everyone saw the night before… bad ass!!!