jeffrey rolland

what do you get when you strap yourself into a kite and ride it in a tropical storm? you get hurt really really bad!!! this is awesome, i dont know if the footage is awesome or the fact that it happened on A1A. vanilla ice warned us that this would happen years ago. seriously who saw this coming?

“hey guys, im going to go ride in a tropical storm/ hurricane”
“bodacious man, break a leg”
“let me hit that one more time before i get tubular (choke, cough)”

seriously, im not the brightest person out there but i would think that if there were a day to not kite surf, it would be the day where their is a hurricane on its way. thanks for doing it anyway, it gave me a great laugh.

this is some of the best information that ive been given for free in a long time. according to fema this is what you are supposed to ask when someone calls with a bomb threat. my favorites are questions 7 through 9.
“excuse me sir, why?”
“well i had really nothing else to do so i decided to blow some crap up”
“can i get your name sir?”
“uhm… go screw yourself”
“then how about your address?”
“Im homeless, thats why i wanted to blow stuff up…duh”
i think that in femas mind this might actually work, but in reality this is what it would most likely sound like.
“hi there, ya, there is a bomb in the building”
click (that’s the sound of the phone hanging up)

if i would have had this when i was growing up i could have stayed home a ton of sundays. just think, if i would have had this video from barats & bereta i could have been in the nba by now because i could have stayed home from church and practiced every sunday… but whatever its only like millions of dollars lost.

this is a pic of Spain’s basketball team trying to look Asian (i guess). this was a promo pic for their local newspaper and i guess all i got to say is… REALLY?
here is their defense
raaaaaay rudy!!!

if you have ever seen the movie “idiocracy” then this should be pretty familiar to ya. in the movie people become so stupid that their favorite show is a show called “oww, my balls” and all it is is some dude getting kicked in the nuts over and over (also known as “americas funniest home videos”) so with that said i guess it is coming true cause i couldn’t quite laughing when i saw this video.
enjoy

here is a little clip from idiocracy

and another

and another… i could do this all day

this is a great take on the true nature of viral videos in the campaign world. Brett Erlich makes these pretty funny videos about viral videos which in itself is a little redundant but what ever. you can find more of his work here
enjoy

where do i begin on this one? first of all, “STEP AWAY FROM THE BONG” really lady, this didn’t happen 20 years ago? i always thought refraction has been around for a while, you know like since Noah but apparently this is a government conspiracy, much like chemtrails. im all about a good conspiracy theory but these take it a bit to far. rainbows? really? there are some f’d up people out there and i would put this lady pretty close to the top of the list.

whom ever made this video has an awesome and sick sense of humor. i love the seagull scene with the Germans… mine, mine, mine. that is sooo funny (that was said with a mandy moore accent from an episode of scrubs that was, i believe, titled “hey julie”).
enjoy, you sickos!!!
P.S. if you laugh at all then your just as sick as the guy who made it. (damn, i just served myself)

thats sooo funny (can you say “random double posting”)?

i guess this took a bit longer than i expected but some dumb ass (Spencer Taylor) has already done it. spencer got arrested for stealing posters for “the dark night” while dressed up as the joker. did anyone really think that this was not going to happen at some point? my big issue is if your going to dress up as the joker and then go stir some crap up then at least give the character some justice and do something worth while. Like shove a pencil is someones head as a part of a magic trick, not stealing posters. i mean come on kid im pretty sure you could buy those on ebay for pretty cheap. spence, your making your parents proud. anyway if you want to read the short story click here.