thank god i found this guy because if i never did i would have no idea what the internet was for. i didnt know that you could use the internet for…

sports scores
chatting with women
taxes
football scores
chatting with men about football
egyptian literature

its funny that i payed so much money for my education at PSU and they never told me that i could use the internet for chatting with men about football. i guarantee you that this guy has a secret room in his house that no one goes in but him and its full of the worst possible things a human can think of. other than that i think hes a pretty cool dude. i love the stash. oh ya i also love the random girl laying on the couch to ask the ever important question to demonstrate how powerful the internet is.