Archive for June, 2008

dimitri rocks!!!

Please tell me this is a fake but…I don’t know if there is any more ways to repulse a woman but i think this guy “Dimitri” nailed it in two short phone messages. in my line of work i get the opportunity to actually see these awesome blunders in person so im not too surprised about these messages but they never get old.
enjoy, btw im not sure whats up with the video on this.

i now know all!!!

thank god i found this guy because if i never did i would have no idea what the internet was for. i didnt know that you could use the internet for…

sports scores
chatting with women
taxes
football scores
chatting with men about football
egyptian literature

its funny that i payed so much money for my education at PSU and they never told me that i could use the internet for chatting with men about football. i guarantee you that this guy has a secret room in his house that no one goes in but him and its full of the worst possible things a human can think of. other than that i think hes a pretty cool dude. i love the stash. oh ya i also love the random girl laying on the couch to ask the ever important question to demonstrate how powerful the internet is.

Sergio has a second job

i have been watching a ton of soccer lately due to the euro 2008 cup that is going on right now. (semifinals start on wednesday at 11:30 am Germany vs Turkey) while i was watching i have noticed that one of the players for Croatia looked a bit familiar. his name is Darijo Srna and he looks an awful lot like Sergia Garcia the golfer… take a look for yourself, the first is Srna (if you couldn’t tell buy the clothing, and the fact that he is running)
srna.jpg
now the second is sergio (notice the driver in his hand, thats how i figured it out)
garcia.jpg

halo3 detectives

you know your a nerd when you get every joke in this clip about halo3. the funny thing to me is (and yes im making myself look even more like a nerd) but couldn’t they at least get the colors right. in team slayer its red vs blue not red vs green… lol what a bunch of noobs. other than that this is a pretty funny video with some truth to it, there are times when playing this game your like what the f? how did i just die? then you go back and look at the video and its something retarded like this…
nice job collegehumor
enjoy