Archive for April, 2008

best name ever

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Super sick, really im going to name my first born this.

Jim Carrey on David Caruso

I have been working on a “top 5 no talent assclown” list and while i was doing my research on David Caruso and his worthless skills, when i came across this clip. I think Mr. Carrey does a pretty good job of depicting how horrible David Caruso truly is. by the way stay tuned for my list…will Mr. Caruso make it, or will he be replaced by lassie?

must have been bored

this is what happens when you have weeks and months to do nothing. this video made me laugh pretty hard, mainly because the song is so gay and yet these soldiers chose this song to sing to. in my mind there is nothing funnier than soldiers singing about their “ding, ding, dongs” plus the caressing is a definite bonus. the words sound to me like they belong in a really cheesy porno (not that i would have ever seen one). on that note around the 3:12 mark there is what seams to be a pretty hot girl in the video and for the ending i got nothing, but the glow sticks and the nut punch were a nice touch.