jeffrey rolland

So i found this via breaksfm, which is an awesome music site, but i found this to be an awesome ebay auction. So what happened is this father worked his arsch off to find this game for his 15 year old son. when he finally finally found the game and came home he caught his son smoking pot out back. so the punishment he decided on was to sell it on ebay and make his son watch the auction with a current bid of $9,000 (which he will most likely not get due to fraudulent bids ). Follow the link to see the auction. i don’t know if im old fashioned but i always thought that beating the hell out of your kid was always the route to take for situations like this.
if you read the auction the dad justifies his actions along with his responses to his feelings on pot smoking as well as his parenting tactics. which i guess he has had a few comments to respond to considering this auction post has had over 60,000 hits.
“Merry Xmas Isaac, i hope you’ve learned your lesson”. thats just awesome

I saw these suits about 3 years ago while watching some random show while i was working. While i was watching i was thinking how much fun it would be to do something like this. As the show progressed they started talking about how this guy died while doing this type of jump, and i thought to myself “shocking”, then they showed the jump…

*** if you dont like to see people die, do not watch the following clip***

Now after i saw that clip i thought to myself, that would be an awesome way to go. First of all you dont feel anything, second by the time you realize you screwed up you have 0.02 seconds to process that information, therefore do you really realize it? The question now is would i ever do something like this? Maybe, i dont think i would try to fly over a large and very hard structure… AKA a bridge, but at some point you are going to think that this is a great idea after you have made thousands of jumps and been very good at it. (the guy who died in the above clip was #1 in the world in this sport at the time of his death) Now that i think of it hell to the no would i ever do something like this. I’ll just watch while these guys kill themselves and keep my feet on the ground. As the ancient chinese said “better to die like tiger, than live like pussy”

So here is a video of what i want for christmas (the video sucks but the website is what im truely talking about, so follow the links). It’s a company called AirCombatUSA and what they offer is awesome. You get to ride in a fighter plane and take part in a dog fight for a minimal fee. Now the only thing about this that i dont like is that you are not flying in an f-16 or even better an f-22, but i guess i would have to take it if someone got it for me… (hint, hint). if you got the skrilla for your loved ones im sure this would blow their socks off, or at least you would get to make them toss some chunks.