Archive for October, 2007

turn off the fan!!!

another great video that had me crying when i watched. i love how the guys that filmed this actually wanted something like this to happen by enticing the cat to grab the play toy and just when you think it cant get any better, then the cat looses its grip. i love the comment when the cat actually gets a hold of the play toy… Turn off the fan!!! Thank you so much youtube along with all the animal rights activists.

“the backup” bed rifle rack

uhm wow… I have found my new favorite christmas gift for my family and friends. Thats right dan, you are looking at your new gift. It says that its not recommended for households with children but what ever… kids need protection to dont they? so here are a few of the companies selling points, in the marketing world we would call this a FAB analysis. (that was an $18,000 nugget of information for you)

“GETTING YOUR WEAPON FROM UNDER THE BED CAN TAKE MINUTES. THE BACK UP CAN GIVE YOU, THE HOMEOWNER ACCESS TO YOUR SHOTGUN IN TWO SECONDS. YOU CAN DO THIS WHILE IN THE LYING POSITION ON THE BED.”
I don’t even have to sit up in order to do my 3 am killings… Sweet!!!

” WITH A SHOTGUN YOU DON’T NEED TO BE A GOOD AIM! THE SPRAY CAN BE 6 TO 8 INCHES WIDE.”
so your telling me i can wake up still loaded and kill the crackhead… or child depending on which comes in first?

” BACK-UP IS MADE OF A SPECIAL POLYMER WHICH IS SO STRONG THAT WE ARE GIVING A LIFETIME GUARANTEE WITH EACH UNIT”
they made it this way so if its not loaded then you can smack the crackhead or child in the head with the rack and cause a crapload of pain as well.

” WE HAVE NO POSITION AS TO WHETHER THE GUN IN THE RACK SHOULD BE LOADED OR NOT. WE EXPECT THAT EACH GUN OWNER WILL ACT IN A RESPONSIBLE MANNER.”
now that is just funny, we are talking about the people who love larry the cable guy right?

and finally a great quote from someone with a great vision of this wonderful world…
“I want to shoot everyone in my neighborhood, but how do I lure them into my bedroom so I can deploy the BackUp?” (quote from blogwired.com)

Google Street View

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Google just added portland to its city list for street view, so i was going through some of the streets finding stuff that i knew or recognized. So while i was wasting time i noticed that my dads classic Ford POS made an appearance. and in case your wondering it is not for sale, not ever… its a classic.

old but still good

since this is the newest and best game out right now (halo 3) i thought it would be nice to bring something old back… enjoy
PS my gamer tag is Darsch Vader if you wanted to know