there were so many days where i would wake up in a haze and turn on the tv (without cable cause i spent my money on other health things) and get stuck watching bob ross paint some random picture that i didnt even care about. while watching i always wondered what bob ross would be like if he didnt smoke so much reffer. i think this is a good glimpse of what would go on in his head if this were so. plus i would like to think that this man thought of other things than what story a tree has.
“look at his happy body bloating in the sun”
YOUR MY BOY, BOBBY ROSS!!!
rip
If you need further proof that david blaine is one scary mo-fo, then this should do it. during an opra show blaine holds his breath for 17 min and 4 seconds. How the crap is this possible? I cant even hold my breath for 1 min, but im pretty sure i could take him in a katana fight with my stellar blade skills taught to me by the one and only donatello.
I have been working on a “top 5 no talent assclown” list and while i was doing my research on David Caruso and his worthless skills, when i came across this clip. I think Mr. Carrey does a pretty good job of depicting how horrible David Caruso truly is. by the way stay tuned for my list…will Mr. Caruso make it, or will he be replaced by lassie?
this is what happens when you have weeks and months to do nothing. this video made me laugh pretty hard, mainly because the song is so gay and yet these soldiers chose this song to sing to. in my mind there is nothing funnier than soldiers singing about their “ding, ding, dongs” plus the caressing is a definite bonus. the words sound to me like they belong in a really cheesy porno (not that i would have ever seen one). on that note around the 3:12 mark there is what seams to be a pretty hot girl in the video and for the ending i got nothing, but the glow sticks and the nut punch were a nice touch.
i love how things like this slip through the cracks when it comes to translating into a different language (at least thats what i hope happened). I would think that somewhere down the line when they are deciding to distribute to the U.S. someone would say “uhm i think we might want to change the name of this one, it kinda has two meanings in the U.S.” but no, i have to look at this and think “am i perverted or are other people thinking this too?” either way i know i would pass on and offering of “Cock flavored soup”.
These are some of the funniest instructional videos i have ever seen. these are from a website called mydamnchannel which i stumbled upon today. besides the funny commentary he does actually show you some interesting things about photoshop so feel free to watch all 8 episodes and dare to learn.
the other day i was going through some old pics and i found this one that i had totally forgot about. when i was in high school i hitched a ride to Disneyland with my best friend at the time and his parents. (I had to hitch a ride because up until that point my parents didn’t love me enough to take me there themselves, but i guess that is neither here nor there but i still haven’t gotten over it) but the point is that i saw this pic and it made me laugh so hard that i had “water” coming out of my nose and i have the same reaction every time i see it on my frig. enjoy
P.S. i still have that jacket (im second in the log)
this is one of the sweetest things i have ever seen. i wonder how much this thing cost to put together? (im guessing at least $15,000) I would love to fly something like this, but i know that i would crash it… which i think would be even more awesome. Hey Ken… lets build one and then lets put some mini pipe bombs on it and drop them over some random cow pasture and then when we are done with that we can drop off some supplies to scotty maybe, some twinkies and flowers?
